Gunston Veterinarians

Now then, straight down to business; has your little Fifi got a wee sniffle? Well, once you drop the little petal off at Gunston Veterinarians, you will never hear that fucking sniffle again. In fact, you will never hear from little Fifi again. At all. Ever.

  GUNSTON GAURANTEE

Let's face it; you won't miss the little shithead. Not one bit. The constant fucking yapping at all hours of the day and fucken night from the mangy little cunt. Save yourself the time and angst of booting the little wanker around the house at ungodly hours, causing you untold foot pain.

Let us do it for you!

Anyway, onto the meat of the operation;

The Furnace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This cunt burns at 8,000 degrees celsius and will bake the nuts off Fido and Fifi in a heartbeat. It will fucking pompeii those cunting little wankers halfway back to Krakatoa 666 BC. Goodbye to late nights stepping in dog shit and the rancid stench of wild animal piss right inside your own house and all over your lovely new carpet.

 

You're not a savage so let us perform the required veterinary tasks to elevate your standard of living into civilised decorum. You're fucken welcome!




Gene's Mcullough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At full revs this bastard runs at 135db so NO FUCKING CUNT will hear Fifi's cries for help as we perform critical veterinary procedures.